The Alpha Grunt

The 'Alpha Grunt' has two meanings. First it is the name for the kinda guys who are Alpha in their own pack, but aren't real Alpha. They normally make up for this by being louder and making a noise I like to call the 'Alpha Grunt'. You can hear it near any club on a Saturday night, that intelligible grunting sound made by guys getting pissed.

I like to think they make the same sound while pounding some skank they pork in the men's toilet!

- Omega